All Sightings of Seattle Notables

The Cowboys spotted at Ballard 13 days ago

If it’s the guys I’m thinking of (and, really, who else could I be thinking of…), they used to come into the REStore all the time. They lived in a small motor home on 14th near there, I’d occasionally see them entering or leaving. As far as I remember, they never bought anything (I suspect they were just hanging out), and never really said much. In the last year or so I worked there (2007-ish), I didn’t see them so much. There used to be a lot of people living in their cars on the median of 14th ave, but there was a move afoot to clean that area up, so there’s fewer and fewer these days.

I really never saw them more than like 2 feet from each other. Though, I suppose, if I /did/ see either one of them alone, I wouldn’t have recognized them anyway. One cowboy is nothing. But /two/ cowboys…

Link the Zelda Hunter spotted at Peet's - Corner of Denny Way and Broadway 35 days ago

I’ve seen this guy for years, and always figured he had a Tolkien obsession. Sometimes he’s smoking a strange pipe, and he always has a metal baseball bat tucked into his pack – where you’d figure a sword would go. Sometimes he’s with the old guy, but sometimes not. He frequently reeks.

He was sitting in the outdoor seating at Peet’s alone, smoking his pipe and drinking coffee.

Crazy Scarf Guy spotted at Capitol Hill 1474 days ago

Boe Odyssey is his name. He used to pick up garbage on my street on the hill (near the 15th Safeway). Helped out with an art show a few years prior, where he submitted some paintings, too. Ridiculously colorful, as expected, possibly with unicorns. He came by the opening and wandered around a bit, but was fairly uncommunicative. Though actually, I had a couple phone conversations with him too, while working on the show – nothing deep, you know, just logistics.

He used one of those metal claw things to pick up the garbage and put it in a sac. It thought it was a respectable thing to do, keeping the neighborhood clean.

Greg Vandy spotted at EMP 22 days ago

Greg Vandy walked in just in time for the event featuring Billy Cox at the EMP JBL Theatre

Juan the Frye Apartment Guy spotted at In front of Pacific Place 561 days ago

I don’t so much have a sighting, as much as many sightings, and information. I’ve seen Juan dozens of time throughout the past ten years, and I was always curious about him.

I have a friend who got to know Juan while she was a barista at the coffee stand outside of Nordstroms, and she told me that he’s protesting the fact that an apartment building for low-income married couples evicted him when his wife passed away, because they no longer considered him married. His view is that he will always be married.

She said that he would come into the employee lounge at Nordstroms for coffee, and only drink from a fresh pot, because he believe the CIA put poison at the bottom of the pot. Or something.

She also told me that he is not homeless, as many people believe, and that if you offer him money he will get offended and show you his wallet.

Juan the Frye Apartment Guy spotted at Pacific Place 16 days ago

Once- I saw a comedy show- the comedian used Juan as part of his comedy act- he says he saw this guy- the last time he was in Seattle- 7 years ago!!! CRAZY!

Dan Savage spotted at 15th Ave 16 days ago

Saw Dan walking north on 15th, same side of the street as QFC. He had several days growth of beard and a really bad Do-Not-Disturb look on his face. I would too if I had just lost a beloved relative.

Dave Matthews spotted at Kitchen store on 45th in Wallingford 381 days ago

I was in line to pay when I heard a really familiar voice behind me greet the girl at the counter. I turned around to see which friend it was, and then felt like an idiot for not recognizing the voice before I turned around all smiley faced. Er…

John Keister spotted at Lottie's Lounge, Columbia City 63 days ago

I saw John Keister leaving Lottie’s Lounge. He was much taller than I expected. I looked him in the eye and smiled. He gave me a knowing head nod.

Krist Novaselic spotted at Outside of the 7-10 KIRO studio 36 days ago

He was on the RON AND DON show, and he walked outside.

Clad in a black sweater, black cap and a striped shirt. Shook his hand, got an autograph but I didn’t have a camera to take a picture.

Slats spotted at King Cobra 79 days ago

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Kickin it in the green room, of course

Slats spotted at On the 43 metro heading to Montlake 86 days ago

This actually wasn’t today, but I’ve lived in Montlake for the past six years and I always see Slats riding the 43 from the Hill to Montlake. He usually catches it in front of Twice Sold Tales. Generally he’s with a good-looking girl who I think heard say she’s half Asian/half Nordic (I forget which countries exactly). Sometimes they are arguing, sometimes sleeping on each other. For some reason I’m under the impression his lives with his mom.

Duct Tape Guy spotted at northgate starbucks 66 days ago

i went through the starbuck’s drive-thru and he was standing in front with a coffee decked out in his usual trench coat. half his face was duct taped, the other half was a really weird, gross yellowish color, and he had one of those old-lady rolling carts.

Johnny Hahnn spotted at pike place market 48 days ago

This guy plays the most insipid music known to man. He was singing (i guess you could call it that) about the great american passtime of shopping, making fun of it in the bussiest tourist spot in Seattle. Why they let him play is beyond me. I truly feel sorry for the people at the bakery on the corner of pine and market

Bill Gates spotted at Quinn's 49 days ago

Saw ol’ Bill having dinner at Quinn’s on capital hill. It was just him and his wife and another couple. No one really seemed to even notice he was there. But after they left some guys asked the server how much he tipped. Apperantly the other guy they were with was the one that paid! HA! If I go out with one of the richest men on earth, you better believe he’s paying for my burger….

Link the Zelda Hunter spotted at the corner of Broadway and John 95 days ago

HE WAS SMOKING A CIGARETTE!!! I’m not even kidding. I unfortunately couldn’t get a photo because I was in my car trying to make a left turn.

Slats spotted at Chop Suey 173 days ago

Cancer Rising, Local Hip Hop Group, was having their CD Release party… and Slats was there!!! We were all very honored…

Duct Tape Guy spotted at Roosevelt Square Bartell Drugs 163 days ago

He comes in all the time, and all the employees run away to the other side of the store because he smells so bad. He usually just walks around and buys one or two things

Ben Exworthy spotted at In RealityAllStarz.com, as prize for jan 2008 127 days ago

Now that he’s newly single we are offering him up for a double date with his best buddy Carey Christie. Check out his profile if you want to know aaaaaall about him.

Slats spotted at the met 258 days ago

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well, slats wandered into the metropolitan and since we’ve never had the opportunity to personally enjoy his company, i went up to him and engaged him in some really meaningful conversation. then i asked if i could take a picture with him, and he said not if it’s for your blog.

Dale Chihuly spotted at The Westin Hotel 203 days ago

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He was being interviewed at the annual Pilchuck auction.

Dee Dee Rainbow spotted at Triple Door 208 days ago

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She was dancing on stage with Dee Dee Bridgewater! It was at one of the shows for the Earshot Jazz Festival.

Button Wearing Bus Expert spotted at Bus stop, Elliot St 217 days ago

Oh my God how weird, I just saw this guy last night, on my first bus ride since moving to Seattle. I saw him on the sidewalk waiting for a bus, I didn’t know he was a celebrity. I actually asked him for instructions on finding the right bus!

Slats spotted at The Spaceship Excellent 229 days ago

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Miami Vice-Mustache house party.

Crazy Scarf Guy spotted at Bumbershoot - Labor Day Weekend 258 days ago

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I was at Bumbershoot watching the Aggrolites perform when I spotted Crazy Scarf Guy (CSG) “dancing”. He had a whole pile of scarves around him and at one point I witnessed an onlooker take some scarves and dance with him! This guy is a crazy riot.

When I approached him to take his photo he headed towards me. BEWARE! He likes to swirl his scarves around you if you get too close.