Slats spotted at Cha Cha 467 days ago

Slats arrived at the Cha Cha late last night. I greeted him and asked him if he was mad about the Notables party incident, and he said no. Then he pointed to Buster McLeod and said, “There’s ol’ Toilet Breath,” revealing that he had read this article. Hilarious! He asked Toilet Breath to buy him a shot, shoved his tongue into one of my girlfriend’s mouths, turned to me and said, “I’m gonna make out with you next, Lele!” And, well, at that point I had to run away.